NOTE: GLEN HAS TOLD THE STORY OF HIS SURGERY, WHICH YOU CAN FIND ON THE LINK BELOW,
BUT HAS INCLUDED THE TALE OF HIS BIOPSY. HIS EXPERIENCE IS PERSONAL TO HIM AND
IS TOLD IN GRAPHIC DETAIL, SO IF YOU ARE OF A NERVOUS DISPOSITION,
YOU MAY WANT TO GO BACK NOW - RETURN TO
GLEN'S STORY.
YOU ALSO NEED TO KNOW THAT NOT EVERYONE
HAS AN EXPERIENCE AS DRAMATIC AS GLEN'S .
Here
is the story of Glen's biopsy and the side effects as he tells it:
For
those of you that just had a blood test and haven't had the biopsy, well they
shove a camera up your ass, then they stab you with an ice pick twelve times and
take out little pieces from all over the gland and feed you the line of bullshit
that you're such a good patient.
The first couple hurt, they move to
the top and it really hurts, they work their way down the other side and you start
to get bitchy by about the ninth sample. The last two samples really hurt. Once
it's done, you sit around for a half hour and feel like you ate lots of hot peppers
at a meal last night, and had the razor blades come out all morning this morning.
You know how you feel once that diarrohea is gone and you're just tired and sore?
That would be my description of how you feel.
They mention that it's
OK to have sex and really get chickenshit telling you everything that you really
want to know afterward. For example; is it normal for blood to flow out? Yes,
you may notice a discoloration for a week or so. That's true!
What they
don't tell you is that sometimes the blood clots and comes out in a streamy blob
that you feel all the way through from bladder till it hits the toilet. You'll
see it, and it feels weird and looks gross. I wouldn't say that it hurts. So that's
what happens after the biopsy........but did you get info about what happens when
you have sex after the biopsy? This is where they really get chickenshit and don't
tell you everything else until it actually happens and then you call them up to
talk [them being the urologist]
Right after you come, you get super sensitive
as usual and touching it anymore is unnecessary. So if you lie there and relax,
you'll then finally [in a minute or two] get a wave that rushes through you up
into your ass and feels like someone has just boned you with a two by four. It
throbs for about 10 seconds, and you say, "wow" to yourself, and wonder if you're
OK. When you pull out, you'll see serious amounts of blood.
For those
of you that don't have issues about having sex with your wife when she is having
her period and have done so, you know exactly what this looks like, except it's
all blood from you. This will make you get somewhat upset and another call to
the urologist will confirm that this is normal and that you should masturbate,
because you have to clean all the blood out of the prostate anyhow, and that it
all doesn't come out from peeing, but also from sex.
Note: some guys
are squeamish about the word masturbate and wouldn't do it if they had a gun held
to their head. Grow up! Masturbating feels good and relieves tension and I hope
to be able to do it again soon.
Another note: your prostate is beginning
to fail if you have cancer. How can you be sure of what is going on with your
body? If you masturbate, you know how much come is normal for you. If you have
an orgasm and the come is less and less........well don't you think that's because
your prostate isn't functioning like it should? This is important information
for your doctor and you should talk to him about it. You're not gay if you talk
about this with your doctor and neither is he. This is a medical condition and
you need to be honest about it.
And now for the gay guys that think that
I just bashed them. I didn't. You must realize from my very frank and open accounts
that there are some guys that are heterosexual that are too uptight and need to
be told what I just wrote.
And for the gay guys: you know the "tie a
knot in it" line? Well I can tell you that as the prostate begins to fail [because
even when you have anal stimulation and have your orgasm] if the prostate is failing,
then less jizz comes out. My wife verified this with her finger inside me rubbing
the prostate when I came she knew that I wasn't the same anymore. Even with that
for stimulation, less than a teaspoonful comes out. Watch some porno and wait
for the cumshot scene, do you shoot like that anymore?
By the way, the
throbbing in your ass decreases and hurts a lot less as time goes on after the
biopsy, but even after 6 months had passed, I still had that happen, though not
as intense. You need to lie still and relax and it will happen but it won't take
your breath away.
So now that everyone is amused and shocked I'll keep
on....
